Judging from yesterday’s comments, there are faux fur haters and there are faux fur lovers, and not much in between. If the former is you, please come back tomorrow because you will simply detest my latest creation.
I happen to fall into the latter category – I am a lover of faux fur, just as long as it is used in very small doses and in a chic and casual way.
These days, it’s not just faux fur on my mind, but texture. Soft texture. Interesting and different texture. Like this little pillow I created out of the most surprising source.
I was strolling through Bed, Bath & Beyond, searching for some new towels when I came across a looped contour bathroom mat in a natural hue. Yes, I said bathroom mat. As I admired its softness and not-so-hideous fibers, I was immediately transported to my Napa getaway last fall, and our room at the Solage Resort in Calistoga where I fell in love with this textured accent pillow.
Then I also remembered these fun and funky shag Remy pillows from Crate + Barrel.
Then I thought, “Dang, this incredibly soft and delightfully textured contour bath mat would make a really great pillow.”
Now I know what you’re thinking. A bath mat ?
She can’t be serious. This is a joke, right ?
Because this is what I think of whenever I hear the word “bath mat”.
Can I get a collective “Ewwwww” ?
So I turned the corner, and low and behold, next to the stacks of tacky bath mats, were the softest acrylic faux fur accent rugs I’d ever seen. On sale. I fondled them. And fondled them. Then I thought to myself, “Dang, these amazingly soft faux fur rugs would make really great pillows.”
So I brought them home.* If you could feel these through your computer screen, you’d have done it too. Soft doesn’t begin to describe.
*Faux fur rugs with coupon = $19; contour rug with coupon = $12
Believe me, if you’d have told me a week ago I’d be making pillows out of bath mats and accent rugs, I’d have laughed uncontrollably, then buried my head in shame and embarrassment under a real pillow for days.
But sometimes, inspiration comes from the strangest sources.
My fuzzy faux fur pillows, made from (sssssshhhh) accent rugs:
I swear to you, if I’d have seen these faux fur pillows on the other side of the store, in the pillow section for the same price, I would have bought them without hesitation.
They are Just. So. Incredibly. Soft.
I’ve never forgotten this fuzzy pillow, partnered with a rich silk pillow, in a master bedroom designed by Candice Olsen years ago.
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see ?
I see an accent rug looking at me.
Crazy, isn’t it.
A few slow spins around the sewing machine and some $5 dollar stuffing were the only tricks to making these faux fur pillows. I was able to use my sewing machine because the backside was not rubber, but rather a soft thin suede-like backing.
The looped mat was way too thick for my sewing machine, so I hand stitched it with decorator needles and embroidery thread while I watched American Idol. It took about 15 minutes.
At first I had the white cutie perfectly posed in the guest suite for snuggling.
Then it was commandeered by my teenager.
Then stolen by my five year old for her own purposes.
I might need to buy another accent rug, but I’m a little afraid. I think it’s important when accessorizing with faux fur to exercise extreme discretion, lest your space end up looking it has been decorated by a pimp.
I also need to be very careful decorating with bath mats, lest I end up featured like this celebrity. Have you read this blog focused on bad celebrity fashion ? I spent an hour laughing. It’s harsh, it’s brilliant, you must visit.